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On January 17, 2007, this website began as with a simple idea.
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by Peter Kane
Riddle Me this, Hayes.
I left a note on Hayes' desk this weekend. It went something like this.
Dear Hayes,
I took something and I left something. One of them you need, one of them you don't. Good luck.
Yours in Hatred,
Peter
It's too easy.
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by Peter Kane
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by Peter Kane
Delaware's Better without Hayes
Here's a picture of the World War II Delaware Memorial without Hayes. I think it looks much better.
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by Peter Kane
Better Man - Not Really
Melissa and I were in the car today and Better Man came on the radio. I said, "This is Hayes' favorite song." She laughed. A lot. We almost got in an accident because she was laughing so hard.
Even Melissa thinks Hayes is absurd. "Better Man? Really?"
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by Peter Kane
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by Peter Kane
Heavy Feeling
I'm riding on the train heading to New York and we're passing through Wilmington. Just knowing how close I am to Hayes makes me cringe. I can't wait to leave this station behind.
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by Peter Kane
Going out of His Way to Suck
A text I just received from Hayes:
"OK, Completely unrelated note - all sandwiches at kate's are 1/2 off on wednesdays.. Buff chxn sandwich for 50% off!"
He knows I don't live anywhere near Kate's, so why's he telling me their sandwiches are 1/2 off? It does nothing but make me hate him more.
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by Peter Kane
Hayes Glanden Does Not Look Both Ways Before He Crosses the Street
Here's how my most recent phone call just went...
Phone: Ring, ring!
Peter: Hello?
Veronica: Can you PLEASE tell Hayes Glanden to watch where he's going? I almost ran him over!
Peter: I hate Hayes so much. This is going on the website.
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by Peter Kane
