ihatehayesglanden
On January 17, 2007, this website began as with a simple idea.
That idea became a movement. Welcome to that movement.
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by Andrew Lynch
Embracing Delaware, Gordon? Embrace this hatred!
It is bad enough he lives in Delaware, and almost always has. But to find a monument of the state, take a picture of yourself with it (don't even get me started on the fact that he has only one foot on the ground with the other foot "casually" placed on the wall behind him), and then allow it to be posted on facebook where someone like me can find it and ridicule you for it? That is just plain silly.
I hate silly.
I hate Hayes.
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by Andrew Lynch
Master of Disaster
Hayes has been mostly out of my mind for the last few days. It's been great. Then the Duke game came on. It reminded me of him and a perfectly nice weekend has now been ruined. That's what he does best. Ruins stuff.
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by Peter Kane
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by Andrew Lynch
Haterade and Gatorade
I hate Hayes because he had a mental image of me free balling and hated it.
1. Don't imagine me going commando.
2. Me going commando is glorious.
Ben hates Hayes because he drinks so much Gatorade.
Ben and I are drinking the Haterade. It tastes delicious.
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by Andrew Lynch
www.ihatehayesglanden&melissajordan.com
For the next 24 hours, this is my new mantra.
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by Andrew Lynch
Little Angel turns into World's Biggest Jerk
I hate Hayes Glanden because he used to be a little angelic thing with flowing golden locks...
Better Man Just Came on the Radio
It sucks I can't enjoy this song because Hayes loves it so much.
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by Peter Kane
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by Peter Kane
Addendum to Birthday Hatred
March 20, 1985 - Hayes Glanden was born - The hatred begins as the doctor slaps him across the face instead of the backside.
March 20, 2010 - Villanova (my sentimental favorite) is eliminated from the NCAA tournament by a bunch of Australians. Awful.
March 20, 2010 - Kansas (my national champion) is eliminated from the NCAA tournament by oafy players from Iowa. They all seem to be 6'5" white swingmen. Terrible.
March 20, 2010 - Hayes Glanden is still alive. - Worst. Day. Ever.
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by Andrew Lynch
